Conveniently Located In Walmart

(Look for the burgundy awning!)
552 Emily Drive
Clarksburg, WV 26301

Monday 8:30 - 5:30
Tuesday 8:30 - 5:30
Wednesday 8:30 - 5:00
Thursday 8:30 - 5:30
Friday 8:30 - 5:00
Saturday 8:30 - 1:00

Need a  chuckle or a groan?  Here you go...

1. Did you hear about the guy who just found out he was color blind?  It hit him right out of the purple!

2. What happened to the lab tech when he fell into the grinder?  He made a spectacle of himself.

3. Why is our staff so amazing?  They were all bright pupils!

4. Why did the smartphone have to wear glasses?  It lost all of its contacts.

5. What did one pupil say to the other?  I’m dilated to meet you.

6. What do you call a potato wearing glasses?  A Spec-Tater!

7. What do you call an optician living on an Alaskan island?  An optical Aleutian.

8. What was the innocent lens’s excuse to the policeman?  "I’ve been framed, officer!"

9. Where is the eye located?  Between the H and the J.

10. Where does bad light end up?  In Prism!

 

Family-Friendly & Affordable Eye Care


We specialize in providing Clarksburg, Bridgeport, WV & surrounding communities with the highest quality, comprehensive eye care, including vision-related medical diagnoses. Take a moment to learn about various vision conditions, and be sure to visit our video education library!

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Jeffery E. Gates, OD & Associates

Built on the foundation of patient convenience and satisfaction, we serve all of your family’s eye care needs under one roof. We're looking forward to seeing you!